How to tell fake from real?

Wayang Status
"终于明白自己为啥不招人喜欢了，不够虚伪、嘴不甜、不会睁着眼说瞎话。
慢慢的发现，有一颗好心，不如有一张好嘴，因为好心永远比不过好嘴，现在的社会，现在的人，都喜欢虚的假的，不喜欢真的，会做的不如会说的，会说的不如会装的……
." From my facebook friend 

If you can't make it fake it 

I am a yoga master

 

So how can you tell a person from fake to real?
As we grow, we will meet many people. Some will treat you so nice that you think they are a true friend but some will always tease you or bully you and you will think that they are really bad. But which one of them are really genuine to you? I don't think it can be told. Humans all have two faces, however some of them have more than two (God of many faces). It depends if the person you know dislike or like you. If that person hates you and still want to act like a Saint. That is because they don't want to look bad when out together. It is the same as when your boss tells a joke even if it is not funny you still need to gei gei laugh. You can't tell your boss "hello you're not funny at all go fk yourself bah." 

I don't think I really can tell bah. Fake or real? Some people, their face whenever you meet them they are always act so good and nice. There is nothing wrong with being good and nice. I also like people to treat me nicely. Not those people see me and want to beat me up but, think that is basic courtesy bah. 

you see I am number 1

I am a real person too, you can touch me and still feel warm. I normally speak what I want. I think a fake person is those who don't say real stuff bah. They always say nice stuff and balls carry stuff bah.  But it is true, now the society only like fake people and fake people always have more benefits. That's what I see after so many years of living on earth. If you are too real, you are doomed. I think people who are real people are not smart enough. Cause real people will offend others more. Like me now, offending fake people by writing this wayang blog. 

Everyone wear a mask now in some ways

No matter if you are fake or real. It is all about surviving in the tiny little country call Singapore.
People who are really truthful or however real a person is. It will not give you any good. Learn to lie, 善意的谎言 white lies will not hurt feelings. Or learn to act wayang a bit and you will not lose your meat. Wayang with your boss, wayang with your friends you hate, wayang to get to the top. 

Real people please don't be stubborn, sometimes you need to fake a bit. Not everyone likes to hear things being said too straight. Sometime leave all your bone air (骨气) and round fold (原则) behind. I know being a real person is great but no need so real.
Fake people please sometimes no need to sweet talk and hit horse fart so much. Too much people cannot tahan. Humans like to listen to the real stuff too. 

This pose will get me into supermodel audition

The world needs both real and fake people. With both the world will be doomed.
If all humans are real, I think world war three will start. If all humans are too fake, I think many depression will appear. 

So Be Brave Be Wayang till you die, Fake your life all the way. 

(This article is edited by my niece, a 6 times champion in English primary school. A primary school student correct my kindergarden English. But she read it also don't know what the hell I am writing.

Dont Say Boh Jio

Wayang Quote

"To Jio or Not To Jio, That not the question. To Jio who is the Question" by Kim C Runner

This sentence is one that you will always see in social media. It is funny, why must jio? If I jio you will come? If need to pay you will come? If not jio what?
But this is just a comment that many of us will post. Even if jio we may not go. It just comment for fun. But why must jio at the first place.
Facebook is a storyboard where all your friend everyday enjoyment were post. And sometime we saw the place he or she go or fun that he or she having we get jelly why never jio me. It like you miss something in you life.

But the real reason you see this comment is why people dont jio you. 

Why they don't Jio you?
1, Cause you not his or her gang. You are nobody.
2, You are not high socioeconomic status.
3, They don't need lamp pole when they parktor.
4, They know jio you also will not go.
5, They split group.
6, They dislike you for long time but you in their facebook friend, so where they go you will know.
7, They young and you old, no click to go out with you.
8, They got higher helicopter, you only kindergarden pass.
9, They all Channel 5, you channel 8.
10, They boycott you but do not want to be the bad person so keep you as Hi bye friend.
11, People is Ultra, you only 5km runner.
12, People is trail runner, you road runner.

This are a few reason,any more do let me know. 

To me jio people out is very troublesome. Jio people is like open a event. And managing a event is a tough job. Cause managing human is never easy. This I talking about jio in big group.
What about small group. Like two or three person. If jio small group mean you choose who to go. So that one or two person must be the one you like to be with.

And there is two type of Kim Jio, Type one is every event he or she keep jioing, but when event day come, he or she aeroplane.
Type two is all the event you jio he or she also want, but on that day. He or she no show.

We call them the pilot. Some already promote to Astronaut. 

And there are those who you always jio but he or she always say no. No until you give up on jioing. 

I think the best way is not to  wait for jio, if you want to go out with someone. Just appear near their house and straight call them out. That way they got no choice and eng swim you. This I call aggressive force jio. Try it for 30 days, it free. If you don't like it. You can just call 1800-8879829 to get a jio refund. 

Be Brave Be Wayang, if someone say you boh jio again. Just keep jioing them until they scare you and ask talong don't jio again.

Facebook Friends??

Wayang Quote
"A friend on Facebook but not in real life."
 

I have Facebook for a long time. Not sure why I have it but at my time it seen to be a trend things to have.
When I started my Facebook, really not much friends at all. Mostly my sisters and relatives. But after I start running. The friends grow like rambutan, getting more when every time I complete a race. New friend request will appear. Some I seen them in race a lot some I don't really know much. In the past, got people want to be my Facebook friend, I will just add. But after see so many fake account. And many friends kanna hack. Have to be cautious. That why now I only add friend that are real runners. If cyclist, sorry I don't cycle atas bike. I only got mobike.  

After so many years of Facebook, I find some people are funny. They will request to add friend but after that they will unfriend you. Than why request to be friend at the first place? Human are funny right. It like I think you suit to be my friend but after they get into your Facebook, they think you are not good enough for them. Please don't choose friends. Remember this, everyone you know, know things that you don't know. 

Unfriending a Facebook friend is rude, just unfollow if you think his or her post is too much. I be your friend but doesn't mean I need to know everything bah.
Some Facebook friend are funny, they anyone also add. Add till 5000 cannot add anymore. Just to prove they are popular. But in real life they are not at all.

Facebook to me is just another social media. A way to know what is happening with the one you care. 

I always say everyone should have a Facebook. The benefit of it is so great when you know how to use it. 

1, You can have many friends you don't know.
2, You can post many of your photo or video that others don't care.
3, You can play as many Facebook lucky draw and win something so can yaya.
4, You can open a Group and form a new Running group and torture them.
5, You can know the latest news or happen like the 10 dollar pump guy kanna dig out so fast.
6, You can know the latest Running Event and also sometime can get free bibs.
7, You can read funny comment others post that is so entertaining that you save so much money not going to the movies.
8, You can see your friend and friend block and unfriend each other for minor comment or things posted. So kpo for what.

If you know other benefit, let me know. I very tired to think.
You think write blog easy meh. Eat many my brain soup.

I was wonder what will happen if one day Facebook stop functioning? Will it be the end of the world. Now human depend on Facebook so much, not only Facebook, also Instagram,  snap-chat, whatapp, YouTube and many more.

I did leave Facebook for a while and focus on Instagram, but Instagram suck up too many of my data and I am not good in taking photos. So came back to Facebook.

Last time in Facebook, people like my post is very important. But do they really like? Or just browse through and like. Now I think comment is more important bah. But be careful what you comment, some human easily offended. They treat every comment like an insult. Thats dumb to be angry with just silly comment. Sometime Facebook friend really treat you like real friend so they comment silly stuff and think that it ok. There nothing wrong with it. Cause since you add him or her as friend. You need to treat every comment as a joke. Than your life will be better.

You got many facebook friends good for you. But really, in your heart you know not all facebook friend are real. The real friend are those you meetup together laugh together gossip together drink together and some even we grow up together. Even sometime we dont often meet. But facebook give us a chance to see what our real friends are doing fine. I cherish all the friends I met in my life, even those who hate me dislike me. Remember, you got only one life. You be losing many friends as you get old. Any misunderstanding will not be important anymore when the people that your friend once have pass. One by one. 

Like my friend Queens say to me. "Nothing really matter, anyone can see, nothing really matter..... Nothing really matter to ME.........."

Be Brave, Be Wayang Be really sure what is really important to you when you aging. Forgive the past and move on, move on while you still can. While you still can walk, can talk, can feel. 

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Costume Runners The Real Hero

Wayang Quote
Nurture your minds with great thoughts. To believe in the heroic makes heroes. By my friend Benjamin Disraeli

photo from Ben Swee let me know if you took this photo I credit u

Every race I go will see some runners wear costume. Now mostly the costume is about super heroes, like superman lah, ironman lah, spiderman is the most I see. Than there is thor, hulk and star wars. Many of the Costume runner identities are hidden. Sure hidden they wear mask how I know who inside. But Costume runner bring many joy to the running community. To me, they are the hidden heroes. Think about it. It hot to wear a costume and run. And not many willing to sacrifices the trouble. When you are ready to run, they still need to go toilet and change to their costume. 

photo from superhero runners

Costume Runner got a job to do. That is to bring joy and sweet memories to you. Why I say that, cause any runners who see a Costume runners like spiderman, sure want to take photo with him or her. Yes they take photo with you for free. And before you can thanks them. Some others runners or even tourist will force you out. So that they can have photo taken too. Imagine few hundred of people wanted to take photo with you when you in costume. Oh my god. That look tiring.

Some Costume Runners also run for charity. That why with the Costume more awareness of the cause would be known. No runners will take photo with you if you are not in costume. You see me, not in costume only bare body no one want to take photo with me. But if I would to wear Hello Kitty Costume sure many Q up to take photo with me. Hello have you ever see Hello Kitty got Goatee beard.

I love to see Costume Runners. They make the race more colourful and fun. It like you are running with a real superheros or cartoon. Hope to see more others type of costume runners like the Japanese. When I see those japan races. The Costume Runners all very creative. Too bad I no passport. 

Ok if next time you saw a Costume Runner, dont forget to thank them for their effort.
Be Brave Be Wayang and be hello kitty.

The Danger of Group Chat

Wayang Quote
"Manipulate others to follow is a danger game. "

 

Group chat or chat group, every runner have one, some have more than one. But what is the use of group chat?
I think group chat normally started when a event is started so to have better communication to all the one who are going. But after the event ended, some group chat will be close and some will be remain. The remain one may because the people in the chat have experience something together that they cant bare to leave. 

Some chat group are open just for business. They only chat about training timetable. That is the most boring chat group. 

In chat group there will be many people you will not know. All chatting style is different. I can just list a few.

Type 1- the serious type, only chat about serious stuff. Other than that you will not see him or her chat.

Type 2- the silent one, never chat but still want to be in the group. they feel secure bah.

Type 3- the bullies people who like to bully, disturb, sarcastic, that me🙈

Type 4- the match maker who keep match him with her together. 

Type 5- The reporter, who constantly post link of news, mrt spoil lah.

Type 6- The data waster, who constantly post videos and her or his photo that no one interested in.

Type 7- The Kim Jio, who always jio others go here go there but no one entertain.

Type 8- The choosy one, only chat with people him or her like. Some only chat with elites only. The rest they will think you are nothing.

Type 9- the never wash mouth , who always add knn lah, knnb lah, cb lah all the bad wording inside.

Type 10- the emoji, who like to add 😝😩😪😰🙉🙈🙊

Those are some of it, if you know other types do let me know.

Why I say it is danger? Chat group got many kind of human being chatting non important stuff. So human like to spread rumors and create story. But sometime is just for fun not harmful cause it a group chat that you think the people inside you can trust them with your info. But you will not know many big mouth will use your words to create a monster out of you. Why he or she do that. Maybe he or she don't like you or maybe simply you say something offended.

So if you see anyone chatting about wayang runner behind him and want to know is it true or not. Consult me, I will not charge you consultant fee. And you be reward, a life time subscription of wayang runner blog. 

 

Sometime you may even lost a friend in chat group. All those years of friendship just because of something your chat offended him or her. And it will turn your friendship to hi bye than from hi bye to totally you are invincible. But don't be sad. some people just not meant to be your friend after all. Just move on and find another chat group and go through this process again.  

Remember in chat group, offending one and other is inevitable, you cant please every single tiny minded human being. So do not be afraid to join a chat group. if don't like it you can anytime just leave and let the people in the group think Why did you left? 

Be Brave Be always Wayang. It is the future. Whatapp and other chatting apps is a must now. No point avoid it. be brave and face it. Boh Ji cant survive in this data consuming world.

If anyone want to whatapp me. I charge 1 hour $50 USD for my consultant.🙊

Willingness to be Judge by others

Don't anyhow judge me. I so handsome so perfect don't jelly

Wayang Quote
"You have to be
willing to be judged by others and not let it get to you. If you want to do
something truly great, you’ll have to accept that some people are going to think
you’re delusional or an idiot or righteous." - by my friend Gary John Bishop

If you have run long enough, you notice that you may have become popular. Maybe it because they see you in every races and running photos. In Running community, become popular is inevitable if you are a friendly guy. Sometime you are popular because you a winner and podium frequently.

Being popular may not be your choices, but you need to accept it. The longer you run, the more runners will know you. Blame Facebook, Instagram and running magazine.
And the longer you run, the more you will be judge by other runners. 

If people don't judge you, mean you are something wrong. All those Facebook Instagram blog twitter you post is useless.

All human judge, that I call Singaporean nature

People will start to judge from your talking, your wearing, your social life, your jobs, your partner, everything also can be judge. It may be good things and may be bad one. We will not know but eventually gossip of judgement day will blow into your ears. 

You anyhow judge Sky is Looking

Don't be afraid of being judge, it a very popular things to do. That why now TV program full of show that judge people. And many people like to watch it. Talent show lah, Singing contest show lah, That's is how the judge make the artist popular. That how to grow the artist name. 
So if you like to be more popular. Let other judge you. Let than think who they think you are. Let them what I call it." Imaginary Shiok". That a form of runners high too.

Black Meow White Meow, can catch mouse it a useful Meow.

Good judge bad judge, willing to judge mean you are valuable. 

Be Brave Be Wayang Be Judge by others. Please don't tell me you never judge people. That the most fake person will say that. All human judge, admit it.

yes I am talking about you

Quantity over Quality training?

Photo by Run Photo Run Gallery

Wayang Qoute
You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was - by my friend Abraham Lincoln

Quantity over Quality training?
Quantity, some runners like to run everyday, sometime they run twice a day. Is it good for you? Run so much for what, don't have other things to do is it.

Sometime runner start to increase their training will be due to the obsession of signing too many races at once. That where injury occur. 

View many YouTube and read many training program but none say you need to run everyday. To me if you are preparing for a long distance ultra race. Run everyday is a must. You need the mileage so to cover the distances and don't get injure. That is quantity training. The more the better, but if you feel tired and lost of energy, do rest. Rest so that you can go far.
 Quantity training you need time to fulfill. Not easy to run everyday or simply run a LSD. LSD mean long  slow distance. It already say Long mean very far so need to go Slow. Will cover another topic on LSD next time. Run daily not easy. I ever train daily 10km run till the race. You will feel shoik cause you know you aim.

I more like the quality training. Cause don't need much time. It my way to say. Quality training is for lazy people like me. A week run few time is enough. You still got others stuff to do. Not like you are making a living in running. If you are, please be my guest run 24 hrs I don't care. 

For quality training mostly will do some speedwork, tempo and long run. That only when I feel like running.
Quality training also include HIIT workout on Thursday by Coach Daniel at Serangoon Stadium. It is free dumb than don't go.

No matter you love quality or quantity training. The real purpose of the training is to make you not to easily give up in any races. Yes improvement is one thing but the will to not giving up is more important. You see runners complete races every week. Nothing new to you anymore. Only if you really want to stand out. Don't run, go do something different like riding Mobike 200km. I say only will not do it. 

Train with a purpose, if train for podium that need a lot of commitment and hard work. No one podium by luck.
Train for running a good cause like for charity, yes that a good purpose.
Train for health, than you need to do training that is just enough, don't over do it.

After moving my house, need to revise new training. You will catch me at Punggol.

Be Brave be really Wayang. Hard to write blog already. Cause if I continue writing , I think will offend many runners. So will stop for a while.