How to be Wayang Trail Elite Runner

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"Your speed doesn't matter, forward is forward."

Trail Runner are different from Road Runner. They need hill or mountain to conquer. They need mud grass tree to breath. They are different kind of bleed.
So how to be a Wayang Elite Trail Runner?

1, You need to show face at bukit timah hill, mount faber or MR every week.

2, You need to have a fancy Hydration Vest. That is a must. No vest you will not look like trail runner.

 

3, You need to be colorful. Your tights your cap whatever you wear need to be colorful so that you can show off, you a peacock.

4, You need atas trail shoe, Hoka lah, solamon lah all those big brand even you wear till your feet pain like hell.

5, You need black toe nails, the less toe nail the more elite you are and also post your ugly toes in Facebook.

6, You need to travel, just to let other know you are richer than them. Malaysia don't count. 

7, You need to DNF many times, So that you got excuse to travel back to that mountain.

8, You need to take wefie with Real Elites only, the rest you don't consider elite. You no need take out your phone. Must act you more elite. And yaya.

9, You need to shout at hiker if they hiking at MR blocking your way.

10, You need to throw your rubbish secretly but still act that you will never do that. 

11, You need to know speak Monkey so that if you meet one, you can communicate with them. 

12, The last point is most important. You need to make a lot of money to be a Trail Runner. 

To me, Trail is harder than a Road Run. A 10km of trail you need a 20km effort to finish it. And trail you need to really spend a lot. The traveling the stay the race fees. Imagine every week you travel cost you min $500, it mean a month $2000. Some even cost more. Not including the many many item you buy just to get into the race. So if you really into Trail, do prepare to go rob a bank. That why no trail runner even write down how much they spend on trail races per year. If any trail runner willing to share, do give me a comment.

Please understand why trail runner need to spend more, cause Singapore really not much Trail or high mountain. The highest is Bukit Timah Hill. Where monkeys and human share. The Planet of the Apes.

I love trail too, if only I can afford it.🙈🙉🙊

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